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My Core Values
Authenticity
Curiousity
Integrity
Delight
Purpose
Age & Sign
31, Taurus
Measurements & Sizing
5’10” | 38/30/38
34DD | Shoe Size: 11
Sexuality & Identity
Polyamorous | Enthusiastically Pansexual | Switch
Kinky, quirky, and sometimes silly, I am a California-grown courtesan, sex educator, and coach with a master's degree and a joyful zest for life.
I am a 31-year-old self-identifying nerd who greets all her people (that’s you!) enthusiastically and with delight. I am a polyamorous bisexual creative, and I LOVE what I do! I believe authentic, mutual pleasure is incredibly healing and everyone deserves it. I’ve been accused of “melting” lovers with my green eyes, and since my specialty is helping you feel like the sexy human you truly are, I can promise you that if you want to end our session as a melted puddle of contentment, that can certainly be arranged.
I love to tease and be teased - I am not exaggerating when I say that the electricity I create with my lovers will power you (and me!) for days.
I am nearly six feet tall in stocking feet (or fuzzy socks if you’re not the stocking type) with a perfect hourglass figure; you’ll be torn between which you love most, my perky 34DD breasts or my Pilates-toned ass. Good thing I’ll never make you choose 😉. I keep myself in shape through regular Pilates classes, long walks, adventurous hikes, and dancing (my favorite!).
After years in Seattle, I now live in Sacramento with two cats, my pet ball python Lilith, and oodles of plants. I love baking, board games, and getting witchy (yes, I will do a tarot reading for you while very naked). I thrive when traveling - be it road trips, backpacking, or jet-setting to an unexplored city. I am both a pizza in bed & a Michelin star type of gal, and I make an EXCELLENT cuddle buddy. You can often find me wandering my neighborhood, stopping to look at plants and petting sunbathing kitties along the way, probably with a joint or a film camera.
I relish the company of all types of people, though I confess I most especially enjoy fellow nerds, geeks, entrepreneurs, creatives, and humans who love to laugh as much as I do. Above all, I adore those who communicate well and who are interested in sharing and exploring the depths of true pleasure and satisfaction.
I thrive when discovering and nourishing deep connections, so if you are looking for a companion or a confidant that will make you feel cared for and engaged, look no further. I value intelligence, respect, and all things fun. I aim to spend each moment of life enjoying myself and bringing joy to others, and I choose the people with whom I share my time and energy very selectively. I strive to be as me as possible- authenticity is one of my core values, so I am thrilled to share myself with you.
A look around my website and my reviews (found at the bottom of each page) should give you a good feel for who I am and whether you will enjoy my company.
Whether your intention for our time together is a steamy tryst (or trio), a fun and flirty date night that you know will end well, a 'honing of skills' session, or simply a lazy afternoon delighting in my soft and sensual feminine company, I look forward to bringing pleasure to the forefront of your attention.
Xoxo,
Katie
P.S. Ready to take the plunge?
My promise to current and future lovers:
For me, this isn't just business; it's about pleasure - pure, unadulterated pleasure. And during our time together, that is where my focus will be. Not on the clock, not on your wallet, and certainly not on my next appointment.
When you reach out to me, I promise to be communicative and direct. None of that "maybe," "let me see," or "I'll get back to you" nonsense. If I need to get back to you, I will tell you when you can expect to hear from me. When we schedule our date, I will give you clear expectations, and we will agree on a time. And guess what? I won't forget, overbook, or schedule back to back. Your time is precious, and I promise to respect that.
You won't have to worry about getting lost in some random part of town. You'll have my address and solid directions, so you'll know exactly where to go. I won't leave you driving around aimlessly only to scold you for being late. That's just not my style.
And speaking of time, when we agree on a time, I'll be ready! 11 am means 11 am. I'll be fresh, clean, and absolutely thrilled to start our fun. No waiting in the parking lot for 20 minutes; I'll be there before you even arrive. Now, on the rare occasion that I do run late (and I mean very rare), I will let you know beforehand so you can grab a coffee or take your time getting here.
When we are together, I will be genuinely excited about it! If, for some reason, I'm not feeling my best or in the mood, I'll be upfront about it. I won't pretend or make excuses. As soon as I know I won't be able to give you my 100%, I'll let you know and offer an alternative. But don't fret, love, this won't happen often. I only accept appointments when I know I can handle them. I do not cancel appointments unless it is an emergency or I suddenly fall sick.
Now, let's talk about rates. When you pay for an hour, you will be getting a full 60 minutes of my undivided attention. You can leave whenever you choose, but I will be fully prepared to give you the full amount of time we've agreed upon.
I promise, dear heart, that I will never do anything that isn't fun for me. And I will always encourage you to follow the same rule. If it's not fun for both of us, it simply isn't fun. Let's make sure we're both enjoying every moment. This also means that our mutual health and safety will be prioritized.
Your wants and needs matter to me. I will listen attentively and encourage you to communicate openly with me. Whatever you're interested in exploring, let's do it together, fearlessly and without judgment.
As hard as it may be sometimes, I also promise to be just as open and honest with you.
If I notice your hygiene isn't quite up to par, I'll devise a sweet way to let you know. I will not ignore or hold back and give you a half-assed session in return. I'll also be clear about my own preferences, boundaries, and what you can expect from our time together. And if you have any questions, don't hesitate to ask. I promise to provide a safe space for you to do so.
I truly feel honored that you have chosen me out of countless others. I want you to know that I take into consideration everything that it took for you to come to see me. Your effort and choice do not go unnoticed.
And if you become a regular, I won't start slacking off. Quite the opposite, in fact. I'll work even harder to keep you interested and happy. Why? Because I know you, I trust you, and I am incredibly comfortable with you. That's something special, and it deserves to be acknowledged and rewarded.
Above all, friend, please know that you are the reason I have a career, and you are the reason I love my job. I will never, ever take that for granted. You are an essential part of this journey, and I am so grateful to have you by my side.
With heartfelt sincerity and excitement,
Katie
-- Adapted from the brilliant Miss Victoria Rage @http://victoriarage.com